[ On the morning of the 13th, one day before Valentine's Day, a sudden text message appears from a Souji Seta. Perhaps you've talked to him before. Perhaps you haven't. Perhaps you're wondering why the hell you are receiving a text at six in the morning but look, let's not sweat the small details. Pay attention to the larger ones, like the contents of this very important message: ]
Hello.
Through the tides of fate, you have been chosen to participate in this year's Valentine's Day event: Blind Dating. It is believed that no one should be alone for such an important day and as such, you have been paired up with another lonely soul.
Your match is with Yuri Plisetsky. Please contact them to plan out your date for tomorrow.
However, if you and your partner do not know what to do, there will be a booth in Recollé Square for the sole purpose of assisting unsure or confused participants of the event. There will be date suggestions, booklets of pick-up lines, and refreshments.
I can only hope that I could be tested on my knowledge of deep lore and cultural value of bad pick-up lines. Perhaps Izunia-san will let me sit in one of his lectures for a pop quiz.
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TEXT → FAST-FORWARD TO FEB 13
Date: 2017-02-12 10:09 am (UTC)Hello.
Through the tides of fate, you have been chosen to participate in this year's Valentine's Day event: Blind Dating. It is believed that no one should be alone for such an important day and as such, you have been paired up with another lonely soul.
Your match is with Yuri Plisetsky. Please contact them to plan out your date for tomorrow.
However, if you and your partner do not know what to do, there will be a booth in Recollé Square for the sole purpose of assisting unsure or confused participants of the event. There will be date suggestions, booklets of pick-up lines, and refreshments.
Happy Valentine's Day.
- Cupid
Re: TEXT → FAST-FORWARD TO FEB 13
Date: 2017-02-13 03:41 am (UTC)Tell me you guys didn't write those yourselves.
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Date: 2017-02-14 07:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-15 01:01 am (UTC)So valuable.
I'm sure Uncle Ardyn is already planning to test his students on the fine art of bad pick up lines.
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Date: 2017-02-15 06:36 pm (UTC)[ ironic ffxv laughter in the background ]
I can only hope that I could be tested on my knowledge of deep lore and cultural value of bad pick-up lines. Perhaps Izunia-san will let me sit in one of his lectures for a pop quiz.
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Date: 2017-02-20 03:41 am (UTC)Please, experts like you guys should be helping him teach the class.
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Date: 2017-02-20 07:38 am (UTC)